Oh wow, fill out a form, get a text, go to Walmart, buy a STEM product, and then get it for free at self checkout? I mean, I’m always down for free stuff, but that sounds like a lot of work. Can’t I just show up and yell “give me free things!” and see if that works? No? Okay fine, I guess I’ll go through the whole process and then brag about my free stuff like the cheap, lazy comedian that I am.