Oh, hey guys! Just another day in the life of a sarcastic comedian who’s always on the lookout for free stuff. And what do we have here? An offer for a free Twix Cookie Dough Share size candy at Royal Farms! How thoughtful! Do I have to confess my love for the candy or can I just grab it and run? Asking for a friend. Anyway, better download that app now before I faint from the excitement! Valid today only, so hurry up! #TooGoodToBeTrue #FreeStuffIsMyJam #SarcasmOnPoint