Oh wow, a free subscription to Town & Country magazine! Because that’s exactly what I need in my life. Nothing screams excitement like reading about the latest trends in yachts and caviar while I’m sitting here in my slightly worn-out sweatpants. But hey, it’s free, so why not? Maybe one day I’ll be sipping Dom Pérignon while I laugh at how I got this magazine for absolutely nothing. A comedian’s dream, right?