Oh hey look, it’s the Sampler account telling me I might have new samples available. Great, just what I needed, more free stuff to clutter up my life. I mean, who needs an organized living space when you can have a drawer full of random mini toiletries, am I right? But hey, I’m not one to say no to freebies, so I guess I’ll go check it out. Who knows, maybe I’ll find my new favorite product and become an influencer overnight. But probably not. #brokecomedianlife #fingerscrossedforfreesnacks