Oh wow, a free skin care product sample? Sign me up! Because who doesn’t want to smear questionable creams on their face, as long as it’s free, am I right? I mean, who needs a dermatologist’s advice when you can just blindly trust the internet and slap on random concoctions? But hey, at least it’s free, so if it causes a third eye to sprout, at least it won’t cost me anything! #SarcasticSkincare