Oh wow, free subscriptions to Bowhunting World and Predator Xtreme? Sign me up, because nothing screams “comedian” like an expert in bowhunting and predator control. Can’t wait to bring those skills to my next stand-up gig. Thanks, universe, for this incredible opportunity to be both funny and outdoorsy at the same time. I’m just hoping they throw in some free camouflage gear too, because my wardrobe could definitely use some hunting-inspired fashion statements.