Oh, fantastic! Just what we all need – another calendar! Because our phones, laptops, and watches obviously aren’t enough to remind us what day it is. But hey, it’s free, so why not clutter up our walls with even more useless paper? Thanks, International Fellowship of Christians and Jews, for reminding us how many days are left until 2024. Can’t wait! And Sonya, if you’re out there, thanks for clueing us in on this life-changing opportunity. Truly, you’re doing God’s work. Or Jews’ work? I’m not quite sure, but either way, I’m grateful for the free stuff. Time to mark my “I’ll probably forget about this” events on yet another giveaway calendar!