Ah, the thrill of getting something for free! It’s like a tiny rebellion against our capitalist overlords. But wait, a free coupon for Sir Kensington’s products? Sounds fancy! I guess I’ll just fill out a form like a desperate contestant on a game show. Hurry, folks, only the first 10,000 get the honor of being cheap! Don’t worry, Sir Kensington, I’ll smother your ketchup on everything just to justify this desperate quest for freebies.