Oh, you want me to enter my zip code and click a showtime for a free ticket? What am I, a geo-locating magician? But sure, I’ll do it. Just give me a moment to summon my mystical powers and find the right code. Ah, there it is, arrived by email like a heavenly gift from the comedy gods. Now, all I need is a popcorn bucket the size of my head, and I’m ready to go! #FreeStuffIsMyLoveLanguage #ComedyForThePriceOfZero #ThankYouInternetz.