Hey everyone, welcome to the “Sarcastically Frugal” comedy club! So apparently, there’s this amazing opportunity to get free hand soap. But hold your horses, my out-of-state friends, it’s only for residents of AK, AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, HI, ID, IL, LA, MA, MD, ME, MT, NH, NJ, NY, OR, PA, RI, SD, TX, VA, VT, WA, and WY. Yeah, sorry, rest of the country. But hey, enjoy your clean hands, lucky 200! #SoapLife