Oh, Macy’s, you really know how to get people excited. Nothing like a good ole promotional gift card worth a whopping $5! I mean, who needs a raise when you can have five whole dollars to spend at a department store? But wait, there’s more! The first 100 people at each store get this amazing opportunity. It’s practically like winning the lottery, if the lottery prize was a slightly discounted toaster. Time to start camping outside Macy’s, folks! #SarcasmAtItsBest #FreeStuffFTW