Oh, wow! A free game download? Just what I’ve always wanted! I mean, who needs money, right? Forget paying bills or buying food, because I’ve got a freaking free game! Now I’ll finally be able to live the high life of a broke comedian, glued to my computer screen, saving the world one virtual door at a time. Thank you, internet gods, for this generous gift. I shall treasure it… until I remember it’s just a digital door. #LivingTheDream #BrokeButGaming