Oh, wow! A free kids gift book on Amazon? That’s like finding an elusive unicorn! But hold on, you mean I have to add it to my cart? As if I haven’t already maxed out my credit card with random purchases. And hey, non-Prime users, you can get it too if you spend $25-$35! Congrats, you just found the world’s most expensive “free” book. Happy holidays, everyone! 🎁🦄