Oh wow, free movie screening tickets?! Sign me up! Just what I need, another opportunity to eat a tub of stale popcorn while watching a flashy superhero save the world. They say the tickets are limited, but come on, they’re not that popular. It’s not like we’re talking about “The Notebook” or anything. But hey, I’ll take what I can get. At least I won’t have to mortgage my house just to see a movie. Thanks, internet. You never fail to deliver free stuff to poor, struggling comedians like me.