Oh, wow, a free workshop on building a heroic fire truck? At Lowe’s? Talk about adulting goals! But wait, they actually expect us to build it at home? I mean, I don’t mind free stuff, but building a fire truck in my living room might be taking it a bit too far. Can they send a firefighter along with it to complete the illusion? Just asking for a friend… #NeverTooOldForFreebies