Well well well, looks like the teens are getting all the free stuff these days. Free workouts at Planet Fitness? That’s like a dream come true. When I was a teenager, I had to do pushups in my backyard while listening to my mom’s Jane Fonda workout tape. But now these youngins get to pump iron for no cost? Man, I wish I was 19 again. Maybe I’ll borrow a teenager just to sneak in on this deal. Don’t judge me, I just really like free stuff.