Oh wow, free movie screening tickets? I’m all ears! But wait, they’re showing in CA, CO, GA, FL, IL, MA, MO, MN, NJ, NY, PA, TX, WA, and DC? What about the rest of us in the middle of nowhere? Are we just chopped liver? I guess free stuff has its limitations, huh? But hey, for those lucky few, enjoy the flick! And get me some popcorn, will ya?