Ah, yes, because nothing says “funny” like filling out a form to get a free activity book. I can already hear the laughter roaring from the comedy clubs! “Hey, folks, want some free stuff? Just spend the next hour filling out endless fields of personal information, and voila! Free PETA activity book! It’s like winning the lottery…of pamphlets!” Free stuff is great, but let’s not kid ourselves, the real winner here is PETA, collecting data like a bunch of stealthy information ninjas. But hey, who needs privacy when you can have a coloring book, am I right?