Oh great, another opportunity to sell my soul to Costco! 500 spots available? Wow, it’s like winning the lottery, except instead of cash, you get…jerky slices! But hey, it’s cool, because Costco members are obviously the luckiest people in the world. I can already taste those free slices of processed meat. Can’t wait to be part of this prestigious club. Cheers to all the Costco members out there and their never-ending desire for free stuff!