Hey, guys, guess what? If you fill out a form, you can get a FREE 2024 calendar from Hillside Memorial Park and Mortuary! Finally, the perfect way to remember your loved ones every day for the next year. Talk about a killer deal! Who needs paid calendars when you can get them for free, right? Now, every month can be a haunting reminder of your mortality. Can’t wait to mark Halloween with a skull and crossbones and Thanksgiving with a turkey laying on a tombstone. I mean, who needs a calendar full of puppies and kittens when you can have tombstones and 6-feet-under? Sign me up!