Hey folks, have you heard about this “Happy 80th Birthday IKEA” event? They’re giving away FREE stuff! Now, I know what you’re thinking – “Nothing in life is free.” Well, except this! Just sign up for a FREE Ikea family account (is it weird that I’m craving Swedish meatballs now?), show up at one of their stores, and if you’re one of the lucky first 80 people, you’ll snag a gift card worth up to $100! Time to put your best running shoes on – we’ve got some Ikea furniture to buy! #SarcasmGoals