Oh wow, thank you so much for that step-by-step tutorial on how to get some free Hersheypark admission tickets. I mean, who needs a sense of accomplishment or the thrill of overcoming obstacles when you can just follow a simple set of instructions and viola! Free stuff! And hey, if the site is loading slow, you can just sit back and enjoy the suspense of whether or not those tickets will be yours. It’s like waiting for a prize in a cereal box, but with a lot more clicking and less milk.