Oh boy, free stuff! Just what I’ve always wanted! All I have to do is register with my class member ID? Easy peasy lemon squeezy. And to think all I had to do was accidentally click on a Google search result between 2006 and 2013. It’s like winning the lottery, except without any actual money. But hey, free stuff is free stuff, and I’m not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. Where do I sign up again?