Well, well, well, folks! I’ve got some juicy news for you. Apparently, at the stroke of noon every day until December 31st (except on Christmas because, you know, Santa needs a break), the first 100 people who text message “MMSHoliday” to 312-376-1835 will get themselves a fancy $10 e-gift card, straight from the bank! Talk about free stuff! Hurry up, though, because there’s always that one guy who sets his alarm for 11:59 and ruins it for everyone else. Don’t be that guy. Get your thumbs ready and text your way to some free goodies! Now, if only they offered free comedy shows. *wink*