Oh wow, a free throat balm sample! Because nothing screams “fun” like a sore throat. I can’t wait to try it… someday. But first, let me just register, give my email, social security number, and the name of my first-born child. All for a tiny sample! It’s like a scavenger hunt just to soothe my throat. But hey, at least it’s free, right? I’m gonna need that throat balm after all this stress! 🙄 #FreeStuff #IsItWorthItThough