Oh, how generous! Just what I’ve always wanted – a FREE download of a Desolate PC Game! Because nothing makes me happier than spending hours on end alone in a virtual wasteland. Sign me up for that newsletter! I can’t wait to add to cart and clutter up my hard drive with more digital distractions. Who needs sunlight and human interaction when you can game for free? Keep your real-life experiences, I’ll just keep collecting pixels that I’ll probably never play. Thanks, but no thanks.