Oh, great! Because nothing says “my dog loves me” like filling out a form just to get a single measly free sample of dog food. I mean, who needs a whole bag, right? I’ll just spend my day clicking buttons and filling out forms, because that’s exactly how I want to spend my precious time. Just give me all the free stuff, please, because who needs dignity or self-respect when you can have a sample of dog food? 🙄