Oh wow, a *free* Advil Dual Action sample? Just what I always wanted! Let me drop everything and fill out this form right now. I mean, who needs money when you can have *free* pain relief, am I right? But hey, you better hurry, because they only have a limited amount available each day. Wouldn’t want you to miss out on the opportunity to be pain-free *and* frugal. #Winning.