Wow, free sandwiches for nurses and teachers? That’s amazing! I mean, they work long hours, save lives, and educate the future generation – they deserve a free sandwich! But only for the first 2,000 daily?! Come on Subway, don’t be stingy! Give them free sandwiches for a month, heck, give them free sandwiches for a year! Oh wait, I’m not a nurse or a teacher… can I just pretend to be one and get a free sandwich too?