Attention everyone, gather ’round! I’ve got a deal for you that’s hotter than a flaming hot cheeto in a sauna! Apparently, if you login or register, you get to add an offer to your card. Wait, what card are we talking about? Playing cards? Credit cards? Can I choose Pokémon cards? So many questions, so little time! But you gotta hurry, people, because this coupon expires faster than my hopes and dreams. Don’t be late to the party, add the coupon to your card and make August 17 the cheapest day of your life! Now, someone find me a coupon for free pizza, because that’s an offer I can’t refuse. *wink*