Oh, finally! A calendar that tells me what day it is while simultaneously lighting up my room! And best of all, it’s FREE! Can I also get some free batteries to power it up, or is that pushing it? I mean, come on, nothing screams “luxury” like a calendar that emits a soft glow. Better act fast, folks! This is probably the only chance you’ll get to own an illuminating time-telling masterpiece. Happy freebie hunting, everybody!