Ah, the fine print, where dreams become dashed. So, let me get this straight, you’re telling me I can adopt a dog for free, but only if I do it on a very specific day? And then I have to fill out a form, wait till December, and hope that there’s still some money left in the magical redemption pot? Oh, and let’s not forget, only 50 lucky people in the whole country get this deal. Well, folks, I can hear opportunity knocking, but I think it’s whispering “just buy your own dang dog.”