Oh, look at that! Free popcorn, just what I needed to add to my collection of expired coupons. But hey, who doesn’t love a good deal? I’ll have to run to Albertsons, Jewel-Osco, Pavilions, Randalls, Shaws, and every other supermarket I can find to get my hands on this freebie. And if they ask why I’m stockpiling popcorn, I’ll just say I’m preparing for the next popcorn apocalypse. Free stuff and a comedy routine? I’m on fire!