Oh, you want me to pay for my fast food? No, no, no. I am way too important for that. That’s why I downloaded the White Castle app and got a free combo meal with all the goodies. Four cheesy sliders, a small fry, and a soda? Can you say jackpot? And yes, it’s still available, so hurry up and get yours before I eat them all. #FreeStuffForLife #WhiteCastleIsMyBFF