Ah, Black Friday, the one day a year when waking up at the butt-crack of dawn is socially acceptable. So, if you want to score that sweet, sweet free $5 Kohl’s Cash, be prepared to throw elbows at 5 AM like it’s the Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favor, my fellow bargain hunters! Just remember, no purchase necessary… but maybe bring a helmet just in case. #BlackFridayBrawl #FreeStuffFrenzy