Oh boy, a “Free $5 Shopify Shop Cash Credit”?! Sign me up! Nothing screams “comedian” like cashing in on some free stuff. I mean, who needs money when you can have a credit at a shop that probably sells things you don’t need? Can’t wait to spend my $5 on something incredibly useful… like… um, I’ll get back to you on that one. #FreebieLover #Shopaholic