Oh wow, a free hot dog? Well, I guess it’s better than a free tofu salad. Texting for free stuff, what a time to be alive! And it’s at Dog Haus? Finally, I can pretend to be fancy while I stuff my face with processed meat. Is it socially acceptable to cry tears of joy over a hot dog? Asking for a friend. And by friend, I mean my stomach. Cheers to free food, folks!