Oh boy, a free can of beans, sign me up! Nothing says excitement like a “keepsake” can of beans. I’ll treasure it forever, right next to my collection of promotional stress balls and expired coupons. But hey, who am I to turn down anything that’s free? I’ll be first in line on March 26 at 10 AM sharp, ready to add another gem to my treasure trove of useless giveaways. Thank you, Bush’s Beans, for giving me something I never knew I needed.