Ah, Long John Silver’s, where talking like a pirate gets you free food. Is this a restaurant or the set of a pirates’ convention? I can see it now – “Arr, matey! Give me a piece of that crispy fried fish or chicken, or else I’ll make you walk the plank… of Yelp reviews!” And if you really wanna go all out and dress like a pirate, they’ll upgrade you to a whole basket of fried goodness. Talk about incentive! So, don your eye patch, strap on that fake parrot, and get ready to make your taste buds set sail for flavor island. Avast, me hearties, it’s time for some free booty at Long John Silver’s!