Oh wow, free dog pads?! Because who doesn’t want to clean up after their furry four-legged friend for free? I mean, who needs an expensive vacation when you can have the luxurious experience of picking up your dog’s pee for absolutely nothing? Sign me up! Wait, where can I fill out this form? I’ve got a whole household of dogs just dying to use those “miracle” pads! 🐶 #SarcasmOverload #FreebieLover