“Wow, attend 12 workshops at Lowes with your mini DIYer and they’ll become a Sr. Builder! Because what every child dreams of is becoming a Sr. Builder. Forget astronaut or doctor, Senior Builder is where it’s at. But don’t worry, they’ll also get a free tool bag, because nothing screams childhood fun like tools. Can’t wait to see all those cool aprons walking around with Sr. Builder badges, it’ll be the new fashion trend for sure.”