“Oh great, another opportunity to grab some free stuff and spruce up my looks! If only they had a promotion for a free personal stylist to go with that reusable bag. But hey, I’ll take what I can get. See you at Natural Grocers on May 10th, I’ll be the one with the overflowing reusable bag and a newfound appreciation for body care and beauty products.” #Freebies #NeverTooLateToGlowUp #SassyComedian