Oh wow, a free package of frozen dog food? Just what I’ve always wanted! Nothing says “I’ve hit the jackpot” like a tiny bag of meat for someone else’s pet. I can’t wait to spend my precious time applying for this unbelievable offer. But hey, at least it’s got a value of a whopping $9.99! Is that enough to cover the therapy for my disappointment? Asking for a friend. 🙃 #FreebiesForDays #NotForMe