Ooh, look at me, getting all excited about a “free” 31 Miles Kit from Clean Energy! Just fill out a form and walk 31 miles in 31 days? Piece of cake… or maybe cake-flavored protein bars? But wait, how are they even going to keep track? Are they gonna hire a bunch of spies? “Agent 007, please confirm suspect’s steps!” Either way, I’m all in for free stuff and potential prizes. Just hoping I don’t trip over my own shoelaces and ruin my chances of winning. Time to start training, people! #FreeStuffEnthusiast