Wow, a free TV?! Sign me up! But, hold up, what’s the catch? Oh, just a little thing called invasion of privacy. No biggie! Just let Telly track every move you make in front of your TV and charge you $500 if you try to opt-out. Seems fair, right? I mean, who doesn’t want to watch their favorite shows while being bombarded with ads and monitored like a prisoner? Hurry up and join now before all 500,000 devices are gone! #sarcasm #freeshtuff #privacywho