Oh boy, free stuff! Who needs money when you can get a voucher for a minuscule cup of spoonable smoothie? I can already taste the excitement! It’s like a tiny piece of heaven sprinkled with artificial flavors and sweeteners. But wait, it’s up to $3.99 value?! Someone pinch me, I must be dreaming. Yeah, I’ll definitely click that apply button right after I finish laughing at the absurdity of it all. #FreetoLaugh #NotFreetoDrink