Oh boy, a chance to get a whole FREE box of fancy-sounding organic purple rice! It’s like a gift from the gluten-free, vegan gods. I can already see myself Instagramming a picture of the box like it’s a long-lost relative. And all for the low, low cost of clicking a button? Sign me up! I mean, what else am I gonna do today – go outside and enjoy fresh air? Pfft, please.