So apparently, there’s a coupon code that lets you get a free pizza. Can you believe it? I mean, forget winning the lottery, THIS is the real jackpot in life, people. But hey, better hurry up and use that code because it’s probably gonna disappear faster than my self-esteem after a bad set. Enjoy your free pizza while you can, my friends! Just don’t forget to share with the comedian who told you about it.