Well, look at that! Free snacks, dressing, and tea? Count me in! I mean, sure, they’re only worth up to $1.49, $5.99, and $2.99 respectively, but hey, free is free. And let’s be honest, as a comedian, I’ll take any snack that’s trayless, any dressing that’s soy-free, and any tea that’s sparkling and organic. So, excuse me while I click that apply button faster than you can say “gimme gimme.”