Ah, yes, because nothing says “free stuff” like being charged for things you didn’t want or knowing that your kid has a knack for maxing out your credit card without your knowledge. And let’s not forget the cherry on top – getting your account locked for daring to question those “wrongful charges.” Sign me up with my eligible epic account ID number… Oh wait, I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just stick to finding free samples at Costco.